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avatar Ok_Zombie_8354 27 day.ago

My uncle died from a donut overdose šŸ©

He's set to be Krispy Kreme-ated this Saturday

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1. Everybody wants to be special until they learn they've got a rare disease.

2. If my mama’s so black, when she went to Night School, the teacher marked her absent…

wouldn’t that imply that there was no lighting in the building in the night whatsoever making it pitch black? Then that would mean that nobody was seen and thus everyone was marked absent, not just my mama.

3. I call yo mama my Buil-a-bear...

Because she is an animal on my bed getting stuffed and she makes noise when I give her insides a press.

4. Happy Mothers Day šŸ’•

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5. Yo Mama so FAT

She clogged a black hole

6. Yo mama so stink

That when SpongeBob sniff her, he die

7. What do you call 2 thieves?

A pair of knickers

8. YO MAMA SO SKIBIDI...

That she goes brrr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes whenever she sees a toilet

9. Yo mama so fat

Yo moma moma mama mom dfat so big yes

10. Yo Mama so FAT...

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